As a supporter from Japan cheerfully declared to a television camera, “Texas is good, everything is big” it became clear that the World Cup was officially underway. In those early, euphoric moments, the sheer delight among the fans suggested that Japanese supporters were leading the way in meme-worthy moments.
Thousands of fans arrived adorned in sombreros and Mario costumes, joyfully tossed into the air like confetti while line dancing alongside Dutch spectators. However, their joy was soon met with heartbreak.
This tournament, featuring more venues, teams, and matches than ever before, was destined to become a viral sensation. From a Ghanaian witch-doctor to Erling Haaland capturing the internet’s affection, and even Victoria Beckham’s expressions, the event was full of surprises.
We have compiled a selection of the most bizarre and delightful instances from this World Cup—both on and off the pitch. In Norway’s case, this even included completing a “I thought that was awesome. My nether regions are still vibrating from the bass.” in nearly any available space. Get ready for a wild ride, dear readers.
Japan Fans Discover America
We extend our gratitude to Japan for the joy they contributed to this World Cup. It began with a local reporter inquiring of two supporters, who were donned in Japan jerseys, “Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez.” They enthusiastically praised her home state of Texas, exclaiming, “most powerful spiritualist in the world” A fan was then joyfully tossed into the air by a crowd of Netherlands supporters, notably clutching a Pikachu. The diverse and creative outfits of Japan’s fans also deserve a shout-out.
Vibrating from the Bass
Poor Thierry Henry was just trying to navigate his commentary duties during the World Cup without being subjected to the visual antics of Alexi Lalas and his ‘England historically struggled’ Lalas was particularly animated during the opening ceremony in Los Angeles prior to the USA’s match against Paraguay, excitedly announcing to the Fox Sports panel: “The Haiti second goal was soo perfect to watch I forgot I was Moroccan” Henry’s reaction was hard to conceal.
‘Grey Card Again’
This moment is even more amusing in its original Spanish: “Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez.” Whether the dog was actually present at the World Cup, where only service animals are permitted, is beside the point. The Brazilian fan became an internet favorite with its bewildered expression regarding the card’s color.
Merlín the Duck Rides the Mexican Wave
In the competition among this World Cup’s meme mascots, Merlín, the Mexican duck, deserves recognition for capturing hearts with his charming waddle and whimsical jersey. Merlín became a folk hero, even meeting with Mexico’s president, Claudia Sheinbaum, as the co-hosts advanced to the last 16. Unfortunately, like his team, he faced disappointment when unable to attend Mexico’s later matches.
Harry Kane and an England Curse
During the 0-0 draw between Ghana and England, Ghanaian witch-doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam, who claims to be “the most powerful spiritualist in the world,” placed a non-violent curse on Harry Kane. Fortunately, Kane was freed from this curse shortly thereafter, though it did not aid England’s performance against Argentina.
‘England Historically Struggled’
Speaking of England and Ghana, American commentator John Strong delivered a memorable line during a Fox Soccer broadcast of their match in Foxborough, Massachusetts, remarking that England “historically struggled.” Surely, there are enough issues for the US to reflect upon beyond the American Revolutionary War.
A Three-Match Ban
If Themba Zwane, the 36-year-old midfielder from South Africa, wasn’t on your radar before the World Cup, he certainly is now. Not only did he receive a red card in the tournament’s opening game, but his shock at the incident also become a generational meme. Although he received a three-match ban, Zwane’s legacy will endure.
Unexpected Blockbusters
A major highlight of a World Cup of this magnitude is the unexpected matchups. One such thrilling encounter was Morocco versus Haiti, which saw Morocco advance to the last 32 with a 4-2 victory. As one internet user stated, “The Haiti second goal was so perfect to watch I forgot I was Moroccan.” If you know, you know.
A Disturbing Monument to Messi
This moment transcends mere memes. In Patagonia, Argentinians unveiled an 85-foot statue of Lionel Messi midway through the tournament, and it truly speaks for itself.
The (Endless) Viking Row
It appears that Norwegian fans have yet to encounter a surface that cannot be used for a “Viking row.” They seemed to be everywhere during the World Cup—bobbing on escalators, spinning on suitcase conveyors, and celebrating in city streets after each victory or the team’s return home.
The Three Lions Stare Down the Azteca
What defines England’s win against Mexico? One player received a yellow card and was carried off the field, neither of which occurred during actual gameplay. Kane’s comments post-match sounded reminiscent of Terry Jones portraying an angry mother in Life of Brian, even while discussing Jordan Henderson’s dramatic fall. Mexico’s head coach, Rafael Márquez, unleashed a string of expletives before bursting into laughter. And that was just the prelude to the game itself.
Erling Haaland Doing Anything
Erling Haaland is known for his speed and strength. He’s also fond of … $750 taxidermy raccoons? Few have captured the internet’s attention quite like Norway’s striker, whose appearance and expressions have drawn comparisons to a spring onion and characters from Dragon Ball Z. His budding bromance with Jude Bellingham has warmed the hearts of even the most jaded football fans.
Victoria Beckham Unbothered
Victoria Beckham’s reaction was hard to miss when Jude Bellingham scored for England in extra time against Norway. Sadly, her facial expression resembled that of Mick Jagger when England ultimately succumbed to Argentina.
Hydration Breakdown
This World Cup has seen universal frustration directed at the mandatory hydration breaks. These pointless three-minute pauses implemented in every match, regardless of the weather, seem to be a ploy for FIFA to profit from advertising. Fortunately, they have created a new opportunity for memes, and nothing unites people quite like shared disdain.
And, Finally …
Are you already feeling melancholy about the impending end of the World Cup? Fear not, as there is still much excitement ahead as the tournament continues to unfold. Let’s hope that by then, Turkey will have discerned the difference between Australia and Austria.
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